Warning: Your Request Has Been Detected as Spam Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
A sharp retro-tech tee for office workers, customer service survivors, admin pros, and anyone who has mastered the art of quietly ignoring nonsense. This parody computer warning design features bold text reading “WARNING: YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN DETECTED AS SPAM” with the subtext “Sender has been blocked / Message deleted unread / Have a nice day,” turning workplace frustration into a satisfyingly sarcastic statement piece.
Designed with a vintage computer security warning aesthetic, this shirt uses a red, black, and cream palette with a pixel-art border frame for a nostalgic look that feels bold, clever, and instantly relatable. It is perfect for introverts, overstimulated professionals, remote workers, IT-adjacent personalities, and anyone who appreciates dry humor with a slightly unhinged corporate edge.