Title Off The Clock Permanently Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
Not a warning. Not a punchline. Just a statement, drawn in a single unbroken line and meant entirely. A hand holds a Closed sign as it softly, inevitably melts — the quiet visual language of a boundary that has stopped explaining itself. Above it, clean serif type reads OFF THE CLOCK. Below, with equal composure: PERMANENTLY.
This is the burnout tee for people who don't do loud. No hazard stripes, no cartoon dramatics — just precise monochromatic line art with the kind of considered negative space that makes a piece feel gallery-adjacent rather than gift-shop. It wears as effortlessly as a vintage art book cover and says exactly as much as it needs to. For the person whose exhaustion is elegant, whose limits are firm, and whose wardrobe reflects both.
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Care instructions
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.