The Customer Is Always Unisex T-Shirt
The Customer Is Always Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
A bold vintage-style tee for retail workers, customer service survivors, and anyone who has ever smiled through a sentence they absolutely could not say out loud. The stacked text reads “THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS... (I can’t say it.)” with the subtext “Retail — surviving on commission and spite,” making it a perfectly sarcastic nod to life behind the counter.
Designed with a warm faded sage and charcoal palette, this shirt has a distressed retro print feel that looks worn-in, relatable, and effortlessly funny. It is a great gift for cashiers, sales associates, servers, baristas, retail managers, customer support teams, and anyone who knows the customer may not always be right — but the shift still has to end.