SOCIAL BATTERY — CRITICALLY LOW T-Shirt
SOCIAL BATTERY — CRITICALLY LOW T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
This lightweight, breathable tee wears like a wink and a sigh. The front shows a large smartphone battery icon at 2%—a bold, flat vector in muted charcoal and red—anchored by the blunt, witty line: “SOCIAL BATTERY — CRITICALLY LOW” with a smaller nudge: “Enable airplane mode immediately.” The design reads like a private note to anyone who knows the exhaustion of small talk and constant pings. It slips on easily between coffee runs and late-night scrolls, the soft cotton draping without fuss. The understated palette keeps the message quiet but unmistakable: you’re running on reserve and you’re okay with stepping back. Wear it to meet friends who get the joke, to signal a boundary at the office, or to bring a dry laugh to a low-energy night out.
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