Running on Caffeine and Spite Unisex T-Shirt
Running on Caffeine and Spite Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
A perfectly relatable tee for nurses, healthcare workers, medical staff, and night-shift survivors doing their best with limited sleep and unlimited responsibilities. This retro editorial-style design features a small nurse figure asleep on their feet, clutching a clipboard with a coffee IV drip in their arm, paired with the bold text “RUNNING ON CAFFEINE AND SPITE.”
Designed in a muted teal, cream, and charcoal palette, this shirt blends vintage medical illustration charm with dark workplace humor for a look that feels clever, stylish, and painfully accurate. It is an ideal gift for nurses, CNAs, nursing students, ER staff, hospital workers, and anyone in healthcare who understands that caffeine is not a beverage — it is a life support system.