Retro Computer Terminal Tee
Retro Computer Terminal Tee
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
This tee channels late-night code fatigue into a witty, wearable memo. The black, CRT-style background and bright green monospaced text read like a retired terminal logging the human condition—low battery, zero RAM, processes labelled Overthinking and Existing. It’s for people who live in their head and their screens: devs, night owls, grad students, and anyone who recognizes the humor in running on fumes. Wear it to hack nights, study sessions, indie meetups, or just on the couch when you need a quiet laugh with friends. The slim retail cut and lightweight Airlume cotton make it comfortable layered under a hoodie or on its own, while the clean DTG/DTF-style print keeps the retro terminal look crisp and readable. It feels like your private status readout, public-facing and honest.
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