Not My Problem Pigeon T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
This lightweight tee brings a dose of deadpan humor to everyday life. A relaxed, cartoon pigeon—tiny sunglasses and all—stands on a ledge declaring “NOT MY PROBLEM,” with bold text below that reads “ESTABLISHING LIMITS SINCE BIRTH.” The design feels like a private shrug you can wear: casual, a little sarcastic, and quietly confident. It settles into your wardrobe for errand days, coffee runs, or long weekends when you’d rather conserve energy and boundaries. The soft hand of the fabric and the breathable cut make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear on its own while the printed neck and sleeve details keep the look clean and graphic. This tee speaks to people who value personal space, low-effort style, and humor that lands without trying too hard.
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