Not Accepting New Stress At This Time Tee — Vintage Distressed Boxy T‑Shirt
Not Accepting New Stress At This Time Tee — Vintage Distressed Boxy T‑Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
This oversized boxy tee wears its attitude on the chest. Bold, stacked vintage sans-serif lettering reads NOT ACCEPTING NEW STRESS AT THIS TIME in a retro out-of-office stamp style, with a worn, distressed overlay that feels lived-in from the first wear. It settles into a relaxed silhouette with dropped shoulders and midweight fabric — the kind of shirt you reach for when you need to slow your pace and set a boundary without saying a word. Pair it with high-waisted jeans for a coffee shop morning, layer under a jacket for a hectic commute, or lounge in it on a low-key weekend recovering from a long week. It speaks like someone who’s learned to guard their calm: clear, a.