No New Obligations Unisex T-Shirt
No New Obligations Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
Stamped. Sealed. Officially closed to new commitments. The "No New Obligations" tee renders a very personal policy in the most authoritative format available — an ornate wax seal crest, circular border intact, inner ring reading PROTECTING PEACE SINCE ALWAYS. It has the visual gravity of a royal decree and the emotional accuracy of something you've been meaning to say for years but kept rephrasing more politely.
There's a particular kind of person who has finally — after considerable deliberation and one too many favours — decided that their calendar is full, their bandwidth is allocated, and their peace is a protected resource. This tee is their coat of arms. Wear it as a quiet declaration, give it as a knowing gift, or simply let the crest do what crests have always done: establish, without further discussion, exactly where things stand.
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