NO IS A COMPLETE SENTENCE.
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
Say it once and mean it. This shirt wears its attitude loud and clear with a massive, high-contrast typographic print: “NO IS A COMPLETE SENTENCE.” in bold, modern sans-serif, with a smaller italic line underneath—“See also: absolutely not, hard pass, not my problem”—that adds a dry, wry afterthought. The dark navy and cold white palette keeps the look sharp and minimal, letting the message take center stage. It’s lightweight and breathable, so it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone on warmer days. The retail cut and crew neckline keep the silhouette clean and wearable, while thoughtful construction details—side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label—make this tee feel put-together and comfortable for daily wear. Worn.