Connection to Others: Unavailable Unisex T-Shirt
Connection to Others: Unavailable Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
A clean, funny tee for introverts, low-social-battery humans, and anyone whose connection to the outside world is intentionally weak. This retro Wi-Fi parody design features an illustrated Wi-Fi icon with no active bars, paired with the bold text “CONNECTION TO OTHERS: UNAVAILABLE” and the subtext “Signal strength: 0 / Network: Offline by choice,” making it a perfect statement piece for people who prefer peace, quiet, and selective availability.
Designed in a dark charcoal and pale cream palette, this shirt combines minimal flat icon styling with dry tech humor for a look that feels modern, wearable, and instantly relatable. It is a great fit for introverts, remote workers, gamers, tech lovers, homebodies, and anyone who appreciates subtle sarcasm with a clean graphic aesthetic.