Closed For Self-Repair Unisex T-Shirt
Closed For Self-Repair Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
The sign is up. The doors are locked. Estimated reopening: unknown. The "Closed for Self-Repair" tee borrows the warm nostalgia of a hand-painted diner sign and repurposes it for the most relatable kind of temporary shutdown — the human kind. Illustrated in a faded retro storefront style with soft brush-lettered charm, it captures that specific season of life when you need a little more time inside before you're ready to face outside again.
It's not a crisis. It's scheduled maintenance. Wear it on the couch, at the coffee shop, or anywhere that asks too much. Give it to the friend who just quit the thing, ended the thing, or finally admitted they need a minute. Quietly funny, genuinely comforting, and honest in a way that most wardrobes aren't.
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Care instructions
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.