Burnout Valley National Forest Unisex T-Shirt
Burnout Valley National Forest Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
Welcome to Burnout Valley National Forest — a protected wilderness zone, established whenever enough became too much, and dedicated to the preservation of whatever sanity remains. Admission is free. Visitors are encouraged to lie face down in a field of wildflowers and stay there until further notice. The Do Not Disturb sign is already staked. The border is closed.
Rendered in the earnest, authoritative style of a 1930s WPA park emblem — double-ring border, slab-serif block type, star-marked boundaries — this tee takes the full visual language of America's most beloved institutions and quietly, completely redirects it inward. It looks like it belongs on a ranger station wall. It belongs on anyone who's ever needed to declare their own protected reserve. A deeply giftable piece of sarcastic self-care for the overworked, the overstimulated, and the quietly heroic.
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