Zero Fs Left to Give Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
The Post-its are crumpled. The deadline was yesterday. The character at the desk has given everything the desk was ever going to get, and then some. The "Zero Fs Left to Give" tee captures that very specific point of arrival — not angry, not dramatic, just completely, honestly empty — in a single exhausted cartoon and four words of distressed handwritten type that say it better than any out-of-office reply ever could.
It's the tee for the person who used to go above and beyond and has recently, quietly, recalibrated. For the coworker who answers emails in bullet points now. For the friend who stopped over-explaining their no. Funny because it's true, relatable because it's earned, and worn best by anyone who recognises that particular slump and has made a kind of peace with it.