NOT ACCEPTING NEW STRESS AT THIS TIME
NOT ACCEPTING NEW STRESS AT THIS TIME
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
Say it out loud and let the tension fall away. This lightweight tee wears like a lived-in favorite—soft, breathable cotton that drapes easily and never fights your movement. The bold, stacked vintage sans-serif print reads NOT ACCEPTING NEW STRESS AT THIS TIME in a retro out-of-office stamp style, finished with a worn, distressed texture that feels honest and unpolished. It’s the shirt you reach for when you want to set a boundary without saying a word: for slow mornings with coffee, crowded commutes when you need a reminder to breathe, or weekend hangs where you choose calm over chaos. The classic crew neck and retail fit keep the look clean so the message stays front and center, while subtle.