NOPE. STILL RECOVERING. Tee
NOPE. STILL RECOVERING. Tee
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
Soft, breathable tee with a wink of 1970s therapy-culture humor. The vintage parody illustration—an illustrated person reclining on a couch with one hand raised—pairs with chunky retro serif text that reads “NOPE. STILL RECOVERING.” It feels like a quietly defiant statement: worn during slow mornings, recovery meetings, or laid-back coffee runs. The lightweight fabric drapes easily and layers without bulk, letting the printed art stand out and start small, honest conversations. This shirt sits comfortably in the everyday life of someone who values authenticity, gentle self-awareness, and a little nostalgic irony.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for durability and fit stability
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; sourced from humane, sustainable facilities