Mentally Out of Office Unisex T-Shirt
Mentally Out of Office Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
A soft-spoken declaration for everyone who's physically present but mentally somewhere else entirely. The "Mentally Out of Office" tee pairs a clean Do Not Disturb icon with warm rounded lettering in muted sage and charcoal — calm enough for your WFH wardrobe, honest enough for the office. It's the cozy, modern-retro way to say what your status message has been trying to communicate for years. Wear it on your slowest Sunday, your longest commute, or that meeting that really could've been an email.
Whether you're a seasoned remote worker, a committed introvert, or just someone who's mastered the art of being mentally elsewhere — this tee gets it.
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Care instructions
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.