I Contain Multitudes None of Them Are Available Unisex T-Shirt
I Contain Multitudes None of Them Are Available Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
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Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
Vast. Layered. Deeply complex. Also not picking up the phone. The "I Contain Multitudes — None of Them Are Available" tee takes one of literature's most expansive declarations and lands it exactly where it belongs: as a polite but firm boundary. The elegant script-and-sans layout gives it the look of something framed above a writing desk, softened by a small botanical flourish that makes the whole thing feel considered rather than blunt. Which it is. Both things are true.
It's for the reader who annotates in the margins and still hasn't responded to your text. The overthinker who processes deeply and socialises selectively. The person whose inner world is genuinely rich and whose calendar is genuinely empty — by design. Thoughtful, witty, and just literary enough to feel like a compliment to whoever's wearing it.
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