Caution Declining All Invitations Unisex T-Shirt
Caution Declining All Invitations Unisex T-Shirt
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Made to order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days. Soft unisex fit. Size up for an oversized look.
Shipping & returns
Each tee is made after you order. Most U.S. orders arrive in 4-10 business days; the estimate at checkout is based on the product and destination. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery.
Fit & fabric
Soft unisex fit with everyday weight. Choose your usual size for a regular fit, or size up if you want a looser oversized look.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the print.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest Width (in) | Body Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 | 27 |
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| XXL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
How to Measure
Chest Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit.
Body Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the bottom hem.
Consider yourself warned. The "CAUTION: DECLINING ALL INVITATIONS" tee makes it official — stamped, badged, and distressed like a hazard sign that's been through some things. The construction-yellow and black stripe border signals genuine danger to anyone thinking of sending a +1. The small silhouette walking away in the corner is not dramatic. It's just accurate.
Wear it to parties you were never planning to attend. Give it to the friend who responds to every event with "maybe" and means "no." It's the homebody's coat of arms — part warning label, part personal policy statement, entirely non-negotiable.
Product features
Care instructions
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.